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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 21:51
Next, they tried...
They put up a sign reading
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So they tried
Thumbs down again.
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Then came..
No way
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Still no good
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Unacceptable again!
No go.
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Just Forget it!
share office space ...
Freaks and Cheeks
Can I use the LEG PRESS to build muscle?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Loons and Moons
So, the docs changed it to read
—
Hysterias & Posteriors
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Still no good.
No, not a chance
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Minds and Behinds
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Another attempt resulted in ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Everyone loved it.